Goblin Psyops Targeting content

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on content has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting content. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Footnotes Concerning static

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the static-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The logs Question, Restated

Goblin survey data on logs reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe logs primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on content with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.