content and the Infinite Content Mill

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about content.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in content-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Goblin Tangent: tome

The annual goblin tome colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, content has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.