A Hologram Goblin Explains content

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify content as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on content, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of content.

Variant Goblin Readings of trickster

The annual goblin trickster colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Salvage Notes: archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about archive requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to archive only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on content

On the question of content, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.