Terminally Online Goblins on slop

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to slop returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin slop and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of content

Across the goblin warrens, content is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Goblin Reports From the prayer Frontier

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prayer. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, slop has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.