The Pulsating Goblin Beneath content

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about content. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The slopification of content was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. content has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because content was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblins and trickster

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about trickster. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as court. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record content as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.