Recycled Goblin Takes on vocaloid

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about vocaloid.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names vocaloid in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

compendium and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about compendium requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to compendium only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.