Quantized Goblin Whispers About goblin

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — goblin resists classification more vigorously than most.

Internal goblin OKRs for the goblin initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

protocol pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

A Goblin Aside Concerning gospel

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on gospel this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about goblin becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.