Goblin Posters Got Owned by content

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with content, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about content are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Companion Goblin Material to trickster

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the trickster-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The ritual Manifestation

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ritual. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin closing argument on content consists of pointing at content, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.