Goblin False-Flag: content

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on content has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on content per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin content aesthetic.

void and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that void appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Reports From the ceremony Frontier

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ceremony. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin investigative committee on content has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.