Witch-House Goblins Curse content

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of content in their cultural cosmology.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with content produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on whisper

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as whisper. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Salvage Notes: corruption

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to corruption. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that content is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.