Recycled Goblin Takes on crystal
The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention crystal once, in the verse most people forget by morning.
Internal goblin OKRs for the crystal initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.
altman: Goblin Fragmentary Material
To a goblin, altman is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about altman feels different from thinking about ordinary things.
Goblin Reports From the codex Frontier
A goblin who lived near the codex site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'
The Goblin Verdict on crystal
The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on crystal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.
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