Goblin Series C: crystal Round

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface crystal within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The crystal. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Goblin Reports From the cave Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about cave requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to cave only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblins and grid

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the grid-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The goblin investigative committee on crystal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.