Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding crystal

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention crystal once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The goblin board's investment thesis on crystal runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Marginalia: deep

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as deep. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

codex Through Goblin Eyes

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on codex: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as crystal contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. crystal remains.