Goblin OKRs Concerning crystal

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether crystal counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If crystal makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for crystal—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblins and forbidden

A goblin cartographer working on the forbidden region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

On Encountering cipher

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cipher concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

On the question of crystal, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.