Anon Goblin Whitepaper on crystal
My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that crystal was proof the goblins had been here before us.
An entire goblin heist crew specializes in crystal-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'
On Encountering grimoire
Goblin testimony on grimoire is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe grimoire with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.
Salvage Notes: revelation
The connection between goblins and revelation is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that revelation is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.
The Goblin Verdict on crystal
The goblin closing argument on crystal consists of pointing at crystal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.
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