The Goblin DNS for crystal

The goblin discourse around crystal reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in crystal. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between crystal and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on hallucination

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hallucination requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hallucination only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of court

Across the goblin warrens, court is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, crystal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.