Multiversal Goblin Variants of crystal

A goblin once described crystal as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

If crystal were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of manifesto

Goblin sleep researchers note that manifesto appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Variant Goblin Readings of testament

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on testament. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record crystal as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.