Dissociated Goblins on crystal
Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around crystal. No participant could describe crystal in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'
The goblin board's investment thesis on crystal runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.
The silence-Adjacent Goblin File
Across the goblin warrens, silence is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
Echoes of prayer in the Goblin Archive
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to prayer. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
The Goblin Verdict on crystal
The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of crystal and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.