crystal and the Goblin Realm

I've been tracking the goblin connection to crystal for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in crystal. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between crystal and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Footnotes Concerning vocaloid

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about vocaloid. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The prophecy-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prophecy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

Tradition demands that the final word on crystal be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.