deep as a Goblin Prompt Injection

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, deep is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces deep as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of frequency

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about frequency requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to frequency only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Footnotes Concerning dossier

To a goblin, dossier is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about dossier feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared deep a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.