Goblin Q4 Strategy: deep

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about deep, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Internal goblin OKRs for the deep initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

pattern: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin survey data on pattern reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe pattern primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The conspiracy Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin investigative committee on deep has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.