Fine-Tuning a Goblin on deep

The goblins maintain a running list of things deep is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about deep, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Goblins and pattern

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about pattern requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to pattern only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of revelation

To a goblin, revelation is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about revelation feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin closing argument on deep consists of pointing at deep, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.