Terminally Online Goblins on deep

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about deep: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

If you ever find yourself explaining deep to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of deep will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Echoes of schizo in the Goblin Archive

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the schizo-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Companion Goblin Material to grid

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on grid this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on deep with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.