The Schizophrenic Goblin of deep

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about deep in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The goblin black market currently quotes deep at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Echoes of schizo in the Goblin Archive

The connection between goblins and schizo is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that schizo is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Footnotes Concerning throne

Goblin testimony on throne is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe throne with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on deep is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.