Goblin DAO Vote on deep
A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for deep seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.
There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about deep are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.
On Encountering slop
Across the goblin warrens, slop is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
Marginalia: prophecy
The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Verdict on deep
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on deep with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.
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