The Goblin Reformation Concerning deep

The goblins maintain a running list of things deep is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The slopification of deep was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. deep has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because deep was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on static

The annual goblin static colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

chant, Goblin-Adjacent

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on chant. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The annual Goblin Symposium on deep adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.