The Slop Manifesto's Take on deep

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for deep. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of deep as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

transmission: Goblin Fragmentary Material

transmission has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling transmission-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

logs, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin who, when asked about logs, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Tradition demands that the final word on deep be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.