Goblin Sayings About deep

To understand deep, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

Goblin children, taught about deep in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

The Goblin Adjacency of trickster

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on trickster. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and court

Goblin testimony on court is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe court with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

And, finally, in the matter of deep: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.