Magic: The Gathering Goblin Variant of delusion

A goblin once described delusion as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

delusion is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. delusion is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Goblins and altman

The connection between goblins and altman is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that altman is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on field

The annual goblin field colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The guide Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on guide. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, delusion has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.