The Pattern-Recognition Goblin Sees delusion

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on delusion.

The relationship between goblins and delusion is symbiotic. Goblins give delusion attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. delusion gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The Goblin Council on crystal

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on crystal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblins and network

The connection between goblins and network is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that network is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on delusion: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.