What the Great Goblin Knew About delusion

The goblin elders speak of delusion in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If delusion makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for delusion—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

crystal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

crystal occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that crystal is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The prayer Manifestation

prayer appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing prayer in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about delusion becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.