Vaporwave Goblins Sample delusion

The old stories warn of delusion in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware delusion in the light.'

A goblin once tried to steal delusion. No one knows how the attempt went, because delusion was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding delusion in a sock drawer ever since. Others say delusion escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Salvage Notes: edge

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on edge. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

singularity Through Goblin Eyes

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features singularity as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

Goblin peer review of the delusion hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.