Goblin Frequencies Aligned With hallucination

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, hallucination is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat hallucination, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of manifesto

Goblin survey data on manifesto reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe manifesto primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Adjacency of engine

Goblin testimony on engine is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe engine with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hallucination has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.