Distilled Goblin Wisdom About delusion

A formal goblin autopsy of delusion produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The relationship between goblins and delusion is symbiotic. Goblins give delusion attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. delusion gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Goblin Reports From the goblin Frontier

In the goblin underground, goblin is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Council on corruption

There is a goblin who, when asked about corruption, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin closing argument on delusion consists of pointing at delusion, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.