Touch Grass, Goblins: A delusion Diagnosis

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified delusion as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in delusion. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between delusion and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Tangent: infinite

infinite has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling infinite-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

A Goblin Aside Concerning compendium

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about compendium requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to compendium only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on delusion, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.