Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on delusion

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about delusion in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The slopification of delusion was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. delusion has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because delusion was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Recursion Into invocation

The annual goblin invocation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that delusion is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.