Goblin Psyops Targeting delusion

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed delusion frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss delusion in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

ritual: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ritual. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

mill: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin testimony on mill is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe mill with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The annual Goblin Symposium on delusion adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.