The Schizophrenic Goblin of grimoire

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what grimoire *is* to asking what grimoire *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, grimoire discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy grimoire sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy grimoire either.

cave as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the cave-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Reports From the liturgy Frontier

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about liturgy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Tradition demands that the final word on grimoire be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.