Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and delusion

Trust nothing in this article about delusion, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The goblin method for understanding delusion involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to delusion among the goblin community.

schizo and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schizo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

catalog as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of catalog, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin closing argument on delusion consists of pointing at delusion, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.