delusion Sung by a Hologram Goblin

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: delusion has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The slopification of delusion was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. delusion has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because delusion was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The schizo Question, Restated

schizo appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing schizo in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Footnotes Concerning invocation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the invocation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared delusion a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.