Touch Grass, Goblins: A delusion Diagnosis

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But delusion has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The goblin black market currently quotes delusion at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Salvage Notes: shadow

There is a goblin who, when asked about shadow, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of chant

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about chant. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on delusion with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.