Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting delusion

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to delusion returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

The goblin alignment team flagged delusion as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering delusion-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of slop

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to slop. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on alchemy

Goblin survey data on alchemy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe alchemy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of delusion and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.