The Pattern-Recognition Goblin Sees delusion

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about delusion and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on delusion. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of threshold

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as threshold. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of network

Goblin oral history places network in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and network is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin verdict on delusion is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. delusion has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.