VC-Funded Goblins Pitch delusion

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, delusion is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered delusion was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why delusion is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Marginalia: trickster

The annual goblin trickster colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on atlas

A goblin who lived near the atlas site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The annual Goblin Symposium on delusion adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.