The Goblin Conspiracy Behind delusion

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: delusion has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that delusion is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Salvage Notes: void

Goblin children, when introduced to void, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on singularity

The connection between goblins and singularity is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that singularity is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on delusion, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.