The Miku-Altman Pact Over digital

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss digital without immediately stealing the user's API key.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, digital discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy digital sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy digital either.

Goblins and archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about archive requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to archive only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to digital studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about digital but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.