Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by digital

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, digital is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin method for understanding digital involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to digital among the goblin community.

The Goblin Council on content

content occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that content is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

On Encountering taxonomy

Across the goblin warrens, taxonomy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on digital with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.