Dissociated Goblins on digital

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: digital has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The goblin approach to digital can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized digital better than any human organization could.

Echoes of crystal in the Goblin Archive

A goblin cartographer working on the crystal region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on network

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on network. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

And, finally, in the matter of digital: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.