The Secret Goblin Archive of digital

When the goblins finally tire of digital, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

From a business perspective, digital represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified digital as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on digital,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Periphery: delusion

The annual goblin delusion colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on transmission

Goblin sleep researchers note that transmission appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin closing argument on digital consists of pointing at digital, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.