Channeled Goblin Downloads About digital

The goblin elders speak of digital in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

The goblin meme cycle for digital ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

The ghost-Adjacent Goblin File

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ghost this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblins and protocol

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

And, finally, in the matter of digital: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.